It was summer 1991, and the lease on my Knox Box apartment was up. I hadn’t renewed it because I was moving into the fraternity house for the next year. So, I crashed at the frat with a few other guys until Hell Week was set to start and we would settle into our rooms….
Tag: University of Maryland
My Bloody Valentine, Beer, and Decades of Rats
You never know when some random moment is going to turn into a thing you talk about for the rest of your life. For Pat and me, it was when we watched the 1981 slasher flick, My Bloody Valentine. We were new brothers in Pi Kappa Alpha at the University of Maryland, and there was…
Fandango: A Road Trip to New Orleans After College
I graduated from the University of Maryland in May 1993 with a BA in Communications. My job prospects were pretty limited, since I didn’t have a car and was living at my Dad’s house in the suburbs. I needed a job I could walk or bike to, and the first one that said yes was…
Cult of Personality and My First University of Maryland Homecoming
I was a freshman in fall 1988 at the University of Maryland at College Park, and I pledged Pi Kappa Alpha that semester. My pledge class had to dedicate a lot of time from Monday, October 10, through Saturday, October 15, 1988, setting up and cleaning after parties, participating in Homecoming activities, and holding seats…
The Fraternity Choice: Big Brothers and Little Brothers
I was overwhelmed when I became a Pi Kappa Alpha pledge at the University of Maryland in September 1988. Just a few months removed from high school, I was suddenly operating in an adult world. One of the many decisions I had to make early on was choosing a Big Brother in the fraternity. I…
Fraternity Rag Sheets: Brotherly Love and Hate
It was the fall 1988 Christmas/Graduation party at the Pi Kappa Alpha chapter at the University of Maryland, where I first saw a fraternity rag sheet. As brothers and their dates mingled and downed drinks, a pile of photocopied, stapled pages appeared. The front page read, “The Four Pi’s,” and everyone raced over to read the…
The Fake Advice Column That Got Me in Legal Trouble
I published four issues of a Greek life newspaper at the University of Maryland called The Greek Times, and I got a nastygram from a lawyer about content in the third issue. It was an advice column that caused the trouble. One of the staff members, Kendra, would answer questions submitted to the newspaper. They…
My Hypocritical Role in a Responsible Drinking Greek Organization
My experience at the University of Maryland was akin to one of Winston Churchill’s speeches. Specifically a radio address he gave in October 1939 about World War II when he said, “It’s a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma…” You see, I spent a lot of my five years as an undergrad drinking…
Cisco, Private Stock, BB Guns, and Police
Hank was my big brother in Pi Kappa Alpha, and we hung out a lot in college and sometimes got into mischief. This one night in August 1990 was one of those times. It was the day that two new roommates were moving in with my friend John and me to our Knox Box. There…
I Started a Greek Life Newspaper in College
I always enjoyed writing, and the first time I saw my name in print was for my elementary school newspaper. It was just a photocopied publication of maybe six pages, but I loved being a part of it. When middle school came around, we didn’t have a paper, but we did in high school, and…








